Issue 1
Go-Go-Go Von Dutch : CAR-toons Magazine
by Neil Michael Hagerty
Stern rules for stern men
by Jay Ruttenberg
On language
by T.W. Greene
Quartet for three strings and a talking jew
by Johann Sebastian Bach, Jay Ruttenberg
The Unfinished Stooges
by Dan Sulman
Secretarie’s Demands
by Erin Beacon